Let’s get to quotin’
- Actually, as a consequence of a really bizarre interaction of the Higgs boson, the current common language of all Material Plane semi-European cultures is, in fact, modern English. Earth, Golarion, Toril, Krynn, Oerth, Aebrynis, Scarn, it’s all the same language.
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- he’s so fucking suave his accent wears a tuxedo
- No, running back into a burning inn to rescue the people who spit on me at dinner makes my characters heroic.
Anyone else find it hilarious how most gorups always have one guy that has really high charisma?
“Hello I’m Sir Face of Charmingston. Do not be alramed heh, you’re merely feeling the efects of an arbitrarily high diplomacy roll-please no autographs-allow me to introduce my companions.
This is Noodly mcpizzaoldface the highly intelligent and all powerful wizard.
This is Loner McGothkid the stealthy assassin.
And this is AM BARBARIAN I here tell he sunders things.
Don’t mind their smell or their terrible fashion sense, please, we’ll just pay less than normal for a night here and, heh, be out of your hair.
Oh? Oh them? Oh they’re just my fangirls, just ignore them. I certainly do.
- I rolled my eyes so hard my head flew off my shoulders
- “The plan is astoundingly short-sighted…clearly dwarves are behind this!”
- If this kind of thing is possible, then it’s possible to exploit.
- I don’t think you guys are giving him enough credit. It takes a very brave individual to steal from a group of people that just killed all the possible witnesses.
- Sorry, but if you aren’t willing to invest some minimal effort like a transatlantic flight, you don’t deserve any of my bread.
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