The Commandments of Gaming is a series of blog posts where 8one6 gets up on a soapbox to proclaim from on high how he feels that games should be run or could be improved.
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Some of us are RPG geeks, some of us are Video Game Geeks, some are Sci-Fi Geeks, or Boardgame Geeks, or Romance Geeks, and some of us are just geeks, unbound by labels and willing to get our geek on about whatever happens to catch our fancy. It matters not what type of geek you are for there is a place where you can go to be surrounded by people like yourself. That place is called a convention.

Most of you reading this are here because you’re an RPG geek. For you I would recommend nothing less than partaking in at least one Gen Con. In my opinion it truly is the best four days in gaming (and with Wednesday pickup games it’s easily the best five days of gaming as well). It’s a place where you are surrounded by people who share your interests (something like 30,000 people attended last year), where you can meet the people who are responsible for the games you love (Like Mike Mearls of D&D fame or Jason Bulmahn of Pathfinder fame), where you can find the rare treasures you thought lost to the depths of time (last year WDR for an intact World of Greyhawk for $15), heck, you can even find love at Gen Con!

Perhaps you’re more into pop culture and sci-fi and fantasy, well Dragon*Con is the place for you. While Gen Con has media guests and costumes,  compared to Dragon*Con they don’t hold a candle!

Perhaps your geekdom runs more toward video games, then PAX (and PAX East) are where you’re going to want to journey. Run by the guys who do Penny Arcade, PAX (in my opinion anyway) has relpaced E3 as the go-to Video Game convention.

There are dozens of other local conventions held every year (such as KantCon in Overland Park) I bet that if you look you’ll find one within easy drive distance. You owe it to yourself to get yourself (and as many friends as you can cram in a car) to a convention at least once in your life.

Next week we’ll be podcasting everyday from Gencon! Be sure to listen in as we plan to post an episode every single day of the con! Because you won’t be getting your regular random quote infusion next week, this week will be bonus sized for your pleasure! Now, on to the quotes…

  • Even more efficient: feed the homeless to the hungry.
  • It’s a day to celebrate the birth of a fictional western sage whose teachings many follow. Just like the Chinese celebrate Buddah and Confuscius mud wrestling day.

The Ghostbusters start capturing a few traditional, not too dangerous hauntings, and suddenly the PKE meter goes off the scale. This is because regular hauntings actually use up the PKE in an area. Removing minor ghosts concentrates the PKE and allows for a “cross-dimensional rip” event, such as Gozer or even a super-powered ghost like Vigo to come into being. Fortunately the events required to deal with them knocks PKE down to acceptable levels again.

  • I didn’t spend 40 hours getting to that point just so some green freak could steal all of the glory.

I’ve never even seen hard modern, or hard historical. My players love fantasy, but they don’t know how to camp. If I had a bear crawl in their tent and attack their first level characters every time they forgot to hang their food, the game wouldn’t get very far.

  • But you’re also a notorious moron. So there’s that.

“The attitude: “Gamer than thou.” How many times have you heard this, or something like it? “I get more value from a 150 page indie game than from a 300 page mainstream game.” The pervasive sense of chic that comes with the belief that somehow, because you’ve decided to use an odd format and don’t offer your product through three-tier distribution, that it somehow makes it better or more “pure.”..I’m talking specifically about the attitude of “Indie” designers towards the “Traditional” or “Mainstream” industry — that we’re somehow separate, and (again), that “indie” is somehow a badge of distinct value.”

  • There have been rumours of discovery of a board game with simple rules under the countless metagame layers of Diplomacy, but it might just be the French trying to double-cross us again.
  • ‘She looks like a foot!’

No, I will not move over. Sorry, but my friends and I got here before you and, due to the first-come-first-serve nature of movie houses, we get to pick where we sit. We know there are free seats around us, and we have chosen not to move. We will not pick up all of our stuff and our concessions to move over so there will be two empty spots together and you can sit next to your boyfriend. As the holders of these seats, it is our prerogative to do so. If you got here after us, then you have to deal with the seats that are left. If you don’t like it, well, you should have arrived earlier.

  • Am I allowed to save a seat for my tripod and camcorder? When I ask the ticket booth about this they get angry.
  • … you act as if its not unwarranted.
  • Christmas should be a time for friends and loved ones. Sadly, most people choose to spend it with family instead.
  • I’m sticking to my favorite vegan dish: Scotch.
  • “If you can’t remember why you’re mad, it obviously wasn’t important enough to be mad about.”
  • Children shouldn’t be indulged, they should be at best tolerated and maybe occasionally fed.
  • “This is going to hurt a lot,” I thought as I approached the ground. “Or not at all”

50,000 feet over the mid-west: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have just been informed that the airline has gone bankrupt and the flight from New York to LA will no longer continue.

We have accepted our corporate “bail out” of parachutes for the flight crew and main investors in 1st class but those of you in business and coach are going to have to work things out for yourself. Some of you may be able to receive some sort of small pay out from the airline should you survive the decent directly into the corn fields of Kansas.

We realize that you have your choice of airlines and could have invested with a more diversified one but appreciate your choice none the less. Good luck in all your future investment based air travel. We will try to close the front door when literally we bail out.”

  • Is it fair that you are picked out for how you dress or look? Yes and no. If you choose to emulate bad people, you’re going to be treated like a bad person.
  • What is Community Service in your country? [the uk] Chimney Sweeping?

 

Welcome to the new Game Night Blog Carnival! This is a new feature we’re doing once a month with a few other RPG blogs. If you have an RPG blog, and would like to participate, check out the FAQ at the main Game Night page.

Awesome kung fu flip picture by richardmasoner

I wanted a Kung Fu picture and this one was awesome! Photo by richardmasoner on Flickr.

Back in the late 60′s and early 70′s, martial arts as practiced in Asia became somewhat of a fad in America. Bruce Lee was at the top of his career and badly dubbed “chop-socky” movies were at the drive-in. The game I’m going to be discussing this month is called Cookie Fu and uses dice to simulate a one on one “fu” fight. It is a collectible dice game from Blue Kabuto. Normally I don’t bother with collectible games since I like to know exactly what I’m getting for my hard earned cash. I made an exception for this game because it is easy, cheesy, fast, and fun. The premise is that there are 3 clans preparing to fight against the forces of the Dark Cookie threatening the land of Fu. The clans are the Chocolate Ox, Vanilla Hare, and Coconut Monkey. You are a Fu Fighter from one of these clans training in the Way of The Cookie. Each of the clans has a different style that is reflected in their clan specific chi moves. Chi moves are the most powerful moves in the game.

So why is a dice game called Cookie Fu? The chi moves for each clan are provided as fortunes inside fortune cookies that come with the game. Surprisingly, I have not encountered any stale cookies thus far. I am told that the makers of the game take great pains to ensure that the cookies are as fresh as possible. I must admit that a game that comes with its own snack is hard not to like.

The Fu is Strong!

Mahon and Eric playing a game of Cookie Fu!

The care taken with the cookies is indicative of the presentation of the game. Cookie Fu is packaged in facsimiles of Chinese food containers. There are two different sizes of container. The small ones are used for booster pack which come in four varieties, one for each clan and a standard non clan specific booster. The larger container is used for the Battle Royale pack which provides enough dice and cookies for two people to play using the Chocolate Ox and Vanilla Hare clans. It is the most cost effective way to start playing Cookie Fu and lets you get straight to the fighting. The instructions are designed like a tri fold take out menu and present the basic moves and standard chi powers as menu items. They also double as screens to hide your dice rolls from your opponent.

Everybody was Cookie Fu Fighting!

Grey playing some Cookie Fu!

Cookie Fu is above all a dice game and the main course of the game is the dice. There are two kinds of dice provided with one type having several subsets. The first type of die is referred to as the Clan Fortune die and is used to determine initiative. Each clan’s die is color coded and has one of three portraits of fu fighters on it. The other dice are Fu dice and come in four varieties each corresponding with the level of “fu” the die represents. The color of the icons on the dice tell you the die type. There are six icons representing “fu” moves. The basic fu dice have white icons and one of each of the six icons. The dice then advance up in “skill” levels by adding more duplicate icons per die allowing a player to customize their fu. The learned dice have two of the same icon followed by master with three of a kind and finally grand master with four of a kind. All levels of dice have a single chi icon. The learned dice icons are yellow, master icons are orange, and grand master icons are green. The dice are a rich dark brown so the icons are really easy to see.

Art from the Battle Royale packs

You want Battle Royale Packs! Seriously, they're awesome!

The game is simple to play. Each turn both players roll their allotted Fu dice including the Clan Fortune die. Players then reveal their Clan Fortune die rolls and use what is basically a modified version of rock, paper, and scissors to determine initiative. Once initiative is set then the first player presents dice to attack and the other player defends with the players alternating attacks and defence until they both run out of dice. Turns continue until one player runs out of hit points. When a player hits zero hit points he may do a “parting shot” consisting of his remaining dice to the opposing player. It is possible for both players to be knocked out. This all sounds very mechanical and unexciting. The joy in Cookie Fu is in the presentation by the fighters. This quote from the rules explains it much better than I.

Important note: Cookie Fu moves work best when shouted with a dramatic stance. STAND UP, have fun, get into it and give it your best “Hiiiiiiyaaaa!!” Facial expressions and gestures are encouraged.

The Cookie Fu moves that use chi have great names like “Sugary Nerve Strike” or “Bourbon Bean Hamstring” which are a blast to announce old school chop-socky film style. The fact that the game is relatively quick to learn and understand does not detract from a players ability to use good strategy and make wise decisions. We have had a blast playing this one and I highly recommend giving it a try. It’s been like a Carl Douglas song around here lately. Get out there and show that your Fu is strong, Grasshopper.

The next stop on the Game Night Blog Carnival is Glimm’s Workshop. The previous stop is The ID DM. Be sure to check out the main page of the Game Night Blog Carnival!

At the time of posting The Best Four Days of Gaming are only eight days away! I wanted to post something about the con and I saw that a couple of other gaming bloggers had posted their con event schedules, so, being the creative and original fellow that I am (read: blatant plagiarist) I thought that I would post my con schg in case anyone wanted to meet up.

Wednesday, August 3rd

  • UnderDiscussion recording: Groggy-nards on the roll Asscrack of dawn
    • We thought the ride home episode was such a good idea last year (YMMV) that we’re doing it on the ride up this year!
  • Gen Con Meet-n-Greet at Scotty’s Brewhouse 8pm
    • The Undergophers are going to be hanging out with the crew from Fat Dragon Games, Troll Lord Games, and the Kentucky Fried Gamers

Thursday, August 4th

  • Early Entry into the Dealer Hall 9am
    • That’s right, the Undergophers get to get in to the dealer hall an entire hour early!
  • Seven Words You Can’t Say While Gaming 1pm
    • I’ll be attending a seminar hosted by the Brilliant Gameologists about words that will bring out the worst in a gaming group.
  • This Just In…From Gen Con! 5pm
    • I’ll be attending a recording of This Just In… From Gen Con! When the Undergophers say we’re live from the con we’re mostly joking, when these guys say it they mean it! There’s an audience and everything!
  • e20: The Graveyard of the Hollow Sky 7pm

Friday, August 5th

  • Creating a Successful Gaming Podcast 10am
    • I’ve got the gaming part down, so I figured it was time to take it to the next level with some advice of people who are way better at this than I am.
  • Cookie Fu Adept Tournament 1pm
    • I’ll be testing my skills in “the way of the cookie” at Gen Con in one of the most fun games I’ve played all year.
  • I’m keeping most of the rest of Friday clear for interviews and any seminar that catches my fancy.

Saturday, August 6th

  • The Future of Paizo and the Pathfinder RPG 10am
    • The tickets sold out before I could get any, but I’m hoping to find a way to sneak in anyway.
  • Cookie Fu Grandmaster Tournament 1pm
    • The adept tourney was just a warm up, this is the real deal!
  • This Just In… From Gen Con! 5pm
    • Speaking of the real deal I’ll actually be recording with TJIGenCon on Saturday!
  • The only downside of getting to record with TJIGenCon is that I had to bow out of a game with Tracy Barnett that I was really looking forward to.
  • Media Meet-n-Greet 8pm
    • Being hosted by the Pulp Gamer crew at The House, I invite everyone to come down to meet your favorite podcasters. Oh, and we’ll be there as well.

Sunday, August 7th

  • Live taping of the Amorphous Blobcast 10am
    • As I’m the driver for our bunch I get to decide that we’re leaving a little later this year (isn’t it sweet how that works) so that I can attend a taping of the Amorphous Blobcast. I met these people at the Podcast Meet-n-Greet last year and they were awesome!
  • UnderDiscussion recording: When will it end!?! noonish
    • We’ll be recording our last Gen Con episode on the long drive back home.

I can’t wait for the con and I can’t wait to meet everyone there!

    Sure, it’s not the usual fare for a Highlights for Gophers picture post, but I wanted to show off a few cool screenshots I’ve taken the last few months.

    Silly cow glassed in valley as I tame the mountain Watch for falling porkchops
    Sunset over the hill bridge falls bridge falls it comes together
    waterfall bbridge in the daylight sunset through the falls falls at night Deep inside the creeper
    mahon hard at work sunset staircase The Temple of the Sun hole in the world
    night bridge sometimes a glitch can be useful! Glad Notch didn't add polar bears You can't come in.
    obsidian tower! Above the clouds! so high That's not creepy at all
    A creeper emerges from the mist Finished! a better idea First journey into the Nether
    And Finally, a great night shot of Obsidian Tower! I spent two weeks harvesting the necessary materials for its construction.
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